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Scott Jennings

YOU’VE GOT MAIL! [Author: lum]

From Origin’s Ministry of Information (Carly Division): I say, “woo woo!”, not woop woop. 😉 Correction noted. On a far less important note, Sir Fragmor has something to say: Community. Community would assume people together being social. This was one of UOs big selling points way back when and you

JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! [Author: lum]

Background info: http://www.drtwister.com/ultimaonline/let-src.html (By the way, why doesn’t Origin just give Dr. TwisTer access to the Seekrit Counselor channel? Oh, that’s right, he doesn’t need to, half the channel sends him a log every time IronWill farts.) When I started

AN EQUATION TO CONSIDER [Author: lum]

Bono, 5% of the Napa shard, sends this: UO + All powerful red-robed men + donuts (gotta have em in any equation) + trying to make the game “fair” by cracking down on macroers = Communism! It makes sense, given enough tranquilizers. In other news, I’m looking for someone to maintain the

SRC ROLAND CALLS IT A DAY [Author: lum]

Background info: http://uo.stratics.com/cgi-bin/uoss_news.pl?General+News#6 This part I found interesting: I never expected to be paid, although I was given the false impression several times that if I ‘stuck with it’, we would become ‘paid’ employees. After recent rumors about off-

COB’S C=64 BLOWS UP, UGO OFFERS THEM AN UPGRADE TO AN 80286 [Author: lum]

Background info: http://www.itsnet.com/~darimar/index.html As the Dev Board faded further and further into memory, many of the “regulars” became despondent that, without the hundreds of thousands of messages an hour to read and respond to, they would actually have to play Ultima Online or worse,

ORIGIN MAKES AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON EBAY ACCOUNTS - YOU READ IT HERE FIRST! [Author: lum]

We’ve scooped ALL the sites with this one, even your friend in space Dr. “RESPECT ME DAMMIT!” TwisTer. Check it out.

A NEWS DISPATCH FROM ABOUT 5% OF NAPA [Author: lum]

Bono took time out from recording the next U2 album to write… Yes…I know its hard to believe…I have played UO for 2 years *sigh*. UO is kinda like smoking…you do it cause all your friends are doing it…it starts out a not very enjoyable experiance,