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Scott Jennings

SHARDS IN THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY TEENAGER [Author: lum]

The Senith and Twister vs. Ultima Online LLC. hasn’t stopped yet, although I’ve stopped paying attention to it. If you really want to read the rants of an angry and confused teenager (as opposed to the rants of an angry and cynical old fart that you’re reading

THIS JUST IN - SMURFS MUST SURVIVE PUBERTY TO REMAIN IN THE IRC CHANNEL! [Author: lum]

That’s right, OSI is cracking that old whip and requiring that all Counselors be at least 25 years old. Now if they’d only do that for the rest of the playerbase, things might get somewhat better.

I WASTED 50 BUCKS ON EVERQUEST AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS DEAD TROLL [Author: lum]

Well, I was one of the first in line to purchase Everquest when it came out (OK, so there wasn’t a line, but I did call EB to reserve a copy) with the hopes that I could leave the madness and codependency of Sosaria forever behind me. In yer

PAGING LINDA TRIPP, LINE FOUR… [Author: lum]

OK, I like mean, vicious gossip as much as the next waste of bodily fluids, but this latest exchange in “Dr. Twister vs. those mean and nasty gumps at OSI” has just left the playing field. There’s so many sad asses in this tale that you can’t sort