It Is Time For Cat
![It Is Time For Cat](https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.18172-8/1617869_10153640615076258_436056024094036266_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=19026a&_nc_ohc=D-_84kbJK8kAX-tEcHs&tn=iUBOS_rSUiMn4UTg&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&oh=00_AT_AVk-uQbz8C0QjafWaJQkyBmt-thmRerFVACCTyoF4yg&oe=61F5485E)
*cat jumps on chest*
"Oh, hello, I was using that keyboard."
*human tries to type around cat, cat positions herself in front at all times to maximize attention*
"Oh, FINE"
*human gives cat a head rub, cat purrs gleefully.*
*human thinks this looks awfully cute, digs phone out*
*cat patiently waits while human digs phone out of pants, calls up camera app, lines up picture of cat, at which point the cat saunters off into another room*
*me to myself*"They do this intentionally."