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As seen on Massively, G4 decides every MMO released since WoW doesn’t exist in their world. A quick look at 2004 and 2005’s E3 rundown reveals dozens of MMOs either in development or planned. WoW killed or crippled all of them. The reasons are many, but a huge

Stuck in traffic while passing a Walgreen’s on the way home tonight, I noticed their neon sign was advertising various products, all with the tagline: BUY ONE – GET ONE Why, yes, that is the essential promise of commerce that I expect when purchasing things.

In a fit of recursive meta, someone pointed out that the essay that gave this blog its name was unavailable. While I figure out why that is (damn, those archives are some kinda freaky broken) here’s a repost.

Deus Ex 3 is meaningless to me unless I can carry a minor plot character throughout the entire game while stealing candy. Thank you.

Courtesy of Jeff Freeman, the best guide to MMO design ever. Coming soon: MMO Live Team Production, which will teach you to tighten up the graphics on zone 3.

As the helpful men below will tell you, there is no problem that cannot be solved without the proper application of shotguns to people’s faces. As seen in this thread, thanks to unfortunate cell-phone-cam lighting, my Cmdr. Shepard looks a little out of shape. Or, as one wag put