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IT LIVES. So, I have been letting this blog decay into a state of nothingness. Leaving you all with STROM THURMAND BLEEDING DECAYING ISOTOPES. “Errrrgh” And to think, that was before Trent Lott decided that he had been leader of the Majority long enough and decided to specify exactly which

Mental image for you this evening on my once-a-month whether you need it or not broken.toys update: Strom Thurmond. Being used as fuel for a breeder nuclear reactor. OOZING ISOTOPES. Demanding pudding. Yeah, it’s been a long past few weeks. Pretty much everyone at work has

From Reuters, via Drudge, scientists are finally figuring out how to finish off those long distance relationships once and for all… Scientists in Britain and the United States will try to shake hands on Tuesday. No big deal one might think — only they will be 5,000 km (3,000

“Man is the cruelest animal.” — Nietzche In the interest of public safety, I’m turning the rest of this message over to the Washington Metropolitan Area Sniper Task Force. Your consideration and attention are appreciated. The person who took your last call could not make out your entire shopping list.

“Data is not information, Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not understanding, Understanding is not wisdom.” — Clifford Stoll and Gary Schubert Proof that I have no shame (or dignity, or a stole that fits): -+- Here in Northern Virginia it’s all about The Sniper (or, as I like to call

“No man’s knowledge can go beyond his experience.” — Locke Inspired by Savant, he of the bald head and oddly familiar website layout, Lum’s House of Cheese is now on the air, narrowcasting to broad minds everywhere. Yes, now you can listen to the same horrible 80s dance covers

“bandwidth is such an evil thing LETS BURN DOWN THE INTERNET” — EvilFryingPan. Go buy Kingdom Hearts. You can come back when Goofy is level 25. BUT NOT BEFORE.