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End Of All Hope

After a year of war, Russia is getting pretty metal, and not in a good way.
Scott Jennings Jan 6, 2023
Burning Down the House

Burning Down the House

It turns out, in fact, the leopards really are eating my face.
Scott Jennings Jan 4, 2023

The definition of insanity, Web 3.0 version

It's now 2023 and we still haven't learned a damned thing.
Scott Jennings Jan 2, 2023

A Brief Note On Immigration

Boris Johnson, Britain's Prime Minister/lad with the best haircut, recently said the following: “When the Roman Empire fell, it was largely as a result of uncontrolled immigration. The empire could no longer control its borders, people came in… and Europe went into a dark ages that lasted
Scott Jennings Nov 1, 2021

The Internet Is For Spam

Thanks for reminding me to upgrade Wordpress, random script kiddie! Apologies to everyone else for having this long-moribund artifact of a more civilized age suddenly arising from its slumber to activate your tracking mechanisms. As an apology, here's a song about the Internet. See you again in 3
Scott Jennings Aug 11, 2021

Look Upon Thy Works, You

When I was a young punk I dyed my hair, sneered at everyone, and thought “Kill your parents” was an arch joke. Now my generation dyes their hair (to hide the grey), sneers at the camera, and exhorts you to let your parents die for their stock options. We have
Scott Jennings Jun 7, 2021

Pretty Hearthstone Machine

you are the perfect draw the perfect draw the perfect draw
Scott Jennings Apr 12, 2021

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