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Random Shakeups To Continue Until Morale Improves

Russia's war effort in Ukraine was starting to look almost competent. Can't have that!
Scott Jennings Jan 11, 2023
Once In A Lifetime, Eventually

Once In A Lifetime, Eventually

I'm fairly certain Congress was not meant to be described by Talking Heads lyrics, yet here we are.
Scott Jennings Jan 7, 2023

End Of All Hope

After a year of war, Russia is getting pretty metal, and not in a good way.
Scott Jennings Jan 6, 2023
Burning Down the House

Burning Down the House

It turns out, in fact, the leopards really are eating my face.
Scott Jennings Jan 4, 2023

The definition of insanity, Web 3.0 version

It's now 2023 and we still haven't learned a damned thing.
Scott Jennings Jan 2, 2023

A Brief Note On Immigration

Boris Johnson, Britain's Prime Minister/lad with the best haircut, recently said the following: “When the Roman Empire fell, it was largely as a result of uncontrolled immigration. The empire could no longer control its borders, people came in… and Europe went into a dark ages that lasted
Scott Jennings Nov 1, 2021

The Internet Is For Spam

Thanks for reminding me to upgrade Wordpress, random script kiddie! Apologies to everyone else for having this long-moribund artifact of a more civilized age suddenly arising from its slumber to activate your tracking mechanisms. As an apology, here's a song about the Internet. See you again in 3
Scott Jennings Aug 11, 2021

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