The Worst Launch Of This Week
Step 1: Announce a new mobile game based on your hot strategy property!
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Step 2: Release screenshots!
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Step 3: ....
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Step 4: PROFIT! Oh. Wait.
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Step 1: Announce a new mobile game based on your hot strategy property!
Step 2: Release screenshots!
Step 3: ....
Step 4: PROFIT! Oh. Wait.