Broken Toys: Broken Toys
In a fit of recursive meta, someone pointed out that the essay that gave this blog its name was unavailable. While I figure out why that is (damn, those archives are some kinda freaky broken) here’s a repost.
Scott Jennings
An Important Note To Our Friends At Eidos
Deus Ex 3 is meaningless to me unless I can carry a minor plot character throughout the entire game while stealing candy. Thank you.
That's The Way You Do It - MMO For Nothing And Your Chicks For Free
Courtesy of Jeff Freeman, the best guide to MMO design ever.
Coming soon: MMO Live Team Production, which will teach you to tighten up the graphics on zone 3.
What Mass Effect Has Taught Me
As the helpful men below will tell you, there is no problem that cannot be solved without the proper application of shotguns to people’s faces.
As seen in this thread, thanks to unfortunate cell-phone-cam lighting, my Cmdr. Shepard looks a little out of shape. Or, as one wag put
Spock! Sheep! NOW!
World of Warcraft has new commercials from people you may know.
Actual discussion from work:
Me: “They’re literally raping my childhood.”
Sean: “To be fair, your childhood was pretty much asking for it.”
Clearly, We Do Not Deserve Nice Things And/Or People
Because this entire episode has convinced me that gamers are really, really stupid I’m going to use very small sentences and lots of pictures.
Assassin’s Creed is a really fun game.
Assassin’s Creed was made by a fairly large group of people.
As you can see from
Mike Huckabee: Has Actually Used The Internet Sometime In 2006
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I eagerly await Joe Biden’s Rickroll.
In response, Fred Thompson’s campaign accused Huckabee of confusing celebrity and politics. No, really. Without irony and everything.