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Scott Jennings

“WE REALLY LIKE YOU. DON’T GO. SIGNED, EBENEZER SCROOGE”

Kotaku has a leaked memo by EA upper management noticing that they’re not very popular in the media lately. As much as I don\’c3\’a2\’e2\’82\’ac\’e2\’84\’a2t like what\’c3\’a2\’e2\’82\’ac\’e2\’84\’a2s been said about our company and our

HIT AND RUN - IT’S OLD SCHOOL, YO

– Wired News begins a news story with the following: “Peter Ludlow’s expulsion from The Sims Online may well be the highest-profile player ban in the history of video games.“ It’s certainly the most self-publicized, at any rate – and if nothing else, teaches MMO companies that if you ban

A SIMPLE TALE OF GOOD AND EVIL

Saw this linked at Q23, thought it worth sharing. Bow, Nigger

“UM, BOSS? I’M SICK TODAY.” “YEAH, WHATEVER”

So World of Warcraft launches today. Terranova is picking it as the possible first US MMO to break 1 million subs. With 41 servers at launch, it’s certainly possible! I’ve heard rumors (scurrilous, mind you) of 200k preorders and 600k expected accounts the first week. I like World

THIS JUST IN: I CAN’T HAVE SEX. AND OTHER HOLIDAY OBSERVATIONS

Really! According to the Star: I saw this at the grocery yesterday. I’m not sure which was more depressing: (a) That I apparently, like Kirstie Alley, am TOO FAT FOR SEX! and have to stop now. (b) That the Star saw fit to censor one finger but not the

PREACHING THE WORD OF GOD TO WHITEFOX BURRFOOT

Sometimes you can’t make stuff up like this. Q: How can you be a dragon and a Christian at the same time? A: Many shifters worry that they are so strange that they can never be accepted into the Body of Christ. That’s not true and its not

YES, I HAVE ARRIVED

From my stats: someone arrived here by Googling “definition Clusterfuck”.