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SHE’S AN INKSPOTS FAN - YOU JUST KNOW IT [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

In a recent interview with IGN Vault (and since when did three questions qualify as an interview?*), she admits that her first foray into the digital realm was fueled by a desire to become a hacker. Check it out. She also lists Fallout as one of her favorite games, to

AND NOW, A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JOHN SMEDLEY [Author: Tick]

Tick here. I received this email about fifteen minutes ago, and it seems the concern is genuine, so up it goes. —–Original Message—– From: Smedley, John Sent: Sunday, August 05, 2001 5:15 PM To: ‘tick@lumthemad.net’ Subject: Read please I don’t often ask for places like Lum

FROM THE INSURANCE FIRM OF MOORE, SCHILLING & HUCKSTER [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM TONY SABBATTI of MOORE, SCHILLING & HUCKSTER Dear sir or madam, We are most pleased to inform you that our long-standing client, operating under the name of “Lum the Mad”, a friend of yours and mine, has seen fit to honor our family with another

SHAMEN PUT ON SUICIDE WATCH [Author: Tick]

Sadly, looking at Velious, it looks like someone forgot to get this news brief over to Verant in time. Gary Gygax must have forgotten to forward it along after he figured it out in 1975. Because when this starts being “gimpy loot”, we are all in trouble. Why is it

PUT THAT GIANT BACK, MUTHAF—! [Author: Tick]

That something, according to more than one source, was to brutally beat charming high-level giants in Kael with Abashi’s Rod of Disempowerment. Now, it’s understood that Verant can’t have people just walking up and repeatedly pimpslapping the Avatar of War. It’s bad for business. People

THE GREAT ARTHURIAN MIND-CONTROL CONSPIRACY [Author: myschyf]

Mark Jacobs, President of Mythic Entertainment, had this to say: “Well given my argumentative nature we decided we just couldn’t afford the bad publicity. I had our crack team of experts develop this new mind-control technology for our beta test. This allows me to stay calm and collected

MY BUM IS ON THE SWEDISH, THE SWEDISH [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

Project Entropia Phase II Beta Test Update Preparations target late August start Gothenburg, Sweden – August 2, 2001 – MindArk AB, the developer of the ground-breaking Project Entropia virtual world, revealed today that preparations for Phase II of its beta test are progressing towards a probable starting date late this month.