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HIT AND RUN, PATENT PENDING [Author: Lum the Mad]

All your base are belong to us: Developers busily working on the next generation of virtual worlds can stop now – someone patented the concept, and, presumably, will demand royalties for anyone else infringing on their ingenious invention of this wacky online thingy. The present invention provides a highly scalable architecture

BRAD MCQUAID: NO PK FOR YOU! [Author: Lum the Mad]

Brad “Aradune” McQuaid at Verant debunked the recent Luclin-PK rumor in our comments thread last night. Short Answer: The rumor is false — Shadows of Luclin zones on non-PvP servers will be the same as any other zone as it relates to PvP. Long Answer: It appears information about the next

“OK, WE’LL CALL THIS MOON SHADOWY DARK AGE OF FELUCCA. AND WE’LL PUT IN FACTIONS. YEAH, THAT’LL WORK!” [Author: Lum the Mad]

GM friend let slip that apparently the SoL expansion will consist of mostly forced PvP. Devs are also toying with allowing the giant bane spell to work against barbarian PCs. All zones will function like the arenas found in cities. The new PvP server will have a rule set damn

WHEN I SEE A SLUG I GET MY FOURZORS HALLY HIT OF OWNAGE OUT ON IT. AND WHATNOT. [Author: Lum the Mad]

Did you know? Slugs are both female and male, and if no one else is around they will mate with themselves. If this made no sense to you, never fear, our preview of Fallen Age of Slugs will be out shortly as soon as we figure out if there’s

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This page is for those of you who didn’t get the joke. You see, the Japan UO website is in JAPANESE. Sure I could write just another “hey here comes another Japan shard!” update but then that would make this a stratics website and well we just aint exactly

UO NEWS AND WHIRLED REPORT - SUPPLEMENTAL [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

PAGE ONE: Official: Trammel is the best no worst i mean best no wait worst added feature of all time Two threads: Top 3 Negative Achievements of UO Top 3 Positive Achievements of UO The Number One Positive Achievement? That would be the anti-mirror called Trammel The Number One Negative

“BUT REALLY! A BROWSER -COULD- HAVE WORKED!” [Author: Riprend]

Adellion, that red-headed stepchild of the PIG world(as opposed to the mutated fetus, Dawn,) has decided after three months of complete communication inactivity, that, well, browsers just DON’T WORK REAL WELL for graphical games. You know, small details like the total inability to use DirectX usually lead most