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Scott Jennings

AND THE ENVELOPE PLEASE… [Author: Lum the Mad]

OW! I MUST OW! QUIT OW! SHOOTING MYSELF OW! IN THE OW! FOOT AWARD: To Verant Interactive, for trying to save themselves from their own bad publicity. From the strange and terrible visionquest of Abashi, to the Terrific Trio of profane Tweety, sadistic Mystere, and pathological Sheyla, in a year

TWO STATEMENTS FOR THE RECORD [Author: Lum the Mad]

You know, sledding around the ice-strewn pathways that our interstate highway system has become, I came back (before checking my own website, mind you) this morning to check my email and found the following statement in my email: Just for the record… We/g.o.d., employ not one,

BOOBIES ARE BAD! [Author: myschyf]

“Gathering of Developers would like to extend its apologies for offending anyone with its T-shirt giveaway at the recent CPL event. Though we hired security to check IDs for 18+ during the length of the giveaways, Gathering does acknowledge that the giveaway approach was inappropriate for the event. None

AND G.O.D. SAID, LET THERE BE TITTIES [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

First let me be very clear about breasts: they are not evil. Without breasts, very few of us would be alive today. For the overwhelming majority of humans, the breast was our first sentient meal; our first independent act, and the first contact with another human outside of the uterus.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL DIABLO II FANATICS [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

On January 1, 2001 at 12:01 a.m. PT, the Diablo II Standard and Hardcore Ladders will be reset signifying the start of the new season. All characters created before January 1, 2001 will no longer appear on the Ladder. If you wish to be on the Diablo II

EVERQUEST APPEARS ON THAT THING WEBTV RUNS ON THAT I USED TO WATCH DEEP SPACE NINE ON. DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT VOYAGER. JUST DON’T. [Author: Lum th

In case you actually watch TV (I don’t, unless it’s to watch Gladiator again. Maximus! Maximus! MAXIMUS!) you may have noticed the following two guest starring roles our favorite MMOG Whipping Boy appeared in. The first sighting comes from The Hanged Man: If you get a chance check

NUMBERS NEVER LIE [Author: Savant]

As we push forward in the gaming industry, the budgets for our games become larger, the “talent” becomes more experienced, and the ideas leap by bounds. The PSW genre is booming, the corporations have gotten a whiff of the sweet smelling dollars and the quiet ding!’s of virtual cash