HOW I SPENT MY CHRISTMAS VACATION [Author: wirehead]
Happy Holidays from your friends at Lum the Mad, last seen in Crushbone doing lewd things with orcs.
Scott Jennings
YOUR WEEKLY DR. TWISTER INTERVIEW [Author: lum]
Proving that there’s no such thing as too much publicity, the UOVault saw fit to interview Dr. Twister.
Judging from their picture, he’s actually a babe! (I’m not asking about the whole wife and kid thing. Some things are best left in the privacy of your own
AZILE’S LIKE, GONE, MAN [Author: wirehead]
Your Asheron’s Call authority fell victim to bandwidth duping over at Tradespot. (OK, not really, but what the hell, it sounded good at the time.) Here’s the scoop from the crazed maniac herself:
This is to inform you all that my Site is having problems getting back up
BAH, HUMBUG [Author: wirehead]
So what did you get for Christmas? I got a home away from home, myself. Yes, now you can feel secure that in the event of nuclear attack, Y2K disruptions or an invasion by Belgium this site will continue to do whatever the goddam hell it does.
OH LOOK, ANOTHER ASIAN SHARD. WHAT A SURPRISING DEVELOPMENT. [Author: wirehead]
The new Taiwanese shard “Taiwan” (OK, it’s called “Formosa”, which means, um, “Taiwan” in Old Gaijin) opens today.
UO ASIAN SHARDS: 8
UO NORTH AMERICAN SHARDS: 10
UO EUROPEAN SHARDS: 2
CHANCE IN HELL A NEW AMERICAN SHARD WILL EVER BE ADDED: SNOWBALL
NO, YOU WEREN’T ON DRUGS, BEA ARTHUR WAS IN STAR WARS. OK, MAYBE YOU WERE ON DRUGS, TOO. [Author: lum]
You can try to forget, but some sick individual actually found an old tape of A Very Wookie Christmas.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE BANNED FROM UO [Author: lum]
(Originally posted by Chippenlich on CoB)
10) LadyMoi NPKs you yelling “Die Beeeyatch!”
09) Your Guildmaster has a tower made from Spears of Power
08) “Yes I am a Tradespot customer, why do you ask?”
07) The sign on your castle says “Note from GM – Get the Hell Out of