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Scott Jennings

PIKACHU SAYS “GO VISIT HELIX! THEN GO KILL YOUR FAMILY! PIKA! PIKA! PIKA!” [Author: wirehead]

Please, for the love of God, go visit Helix. He has a web site that is parenthetically about Asheron’s Call. He wanted me to notice this site. I’ve now noticed it. After you’re done check out Stormcrow’s aptly titled PVP World which has more information on

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE GM’S GREW UP… [Author: wirehead]

…we hear about fine, fine customer service like this. This was originally posted on UO-Fanatic’s message board. This happened about 15-20 minutes ago, I HAD TO WRITE CALANDRYLL on this one… Here is the letter: Cal, hun, just had an incident involving GM Clyde… Last night my

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, IT’S PATCH DAY - SAVE US, LUM! SAVE US! [Author: lum]

Yes, it’s patch day in the wonderful world of UO. That means, if you have any sense at all, you’ll let other addicts go boldly forth where no one has gone before. We’re here for you. We’ve come up with a list of things you can

IT’S MY UO. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN MY UO? FOUR WORDS. BRITAIN. THIRTY. MEGATON. WARHEAD. [Author: lum]

Possibly related to the story below on the Unholy UO-AOL Alliance (picture Steve Case as a PK. No, better yet, picture Steve Case BEING PKed. You’ve Got Player Justice!), the Gnomes of Austin have introduced My UO, which allows you to — get this — personalize the UO web site,

WORDS FAIL [Author: wirehead]

I can only wonder at the reaction if you present this when purchasing goods and services.

YOU’VE GOT PLATE MAIL! [Author: wirehead]

Check this out: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/19991122/bs/tech_electronicarts_1.html I ignored it at first, as a typical EA puff piece (“We like AOL! We think all AOL users should buy EA games!”) until I actually read the thing. Check these news bits out: EA

ACTUALLY IT IS, FROM THEIR LITTLE KNOWN “ODESSA” PERIOD [Author: wirehead]

Murm has this capsule review of Raph’s new MP3… Damn, he sounds like one of the Bee Gees.