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GODDAMIT, I AM A SERIOUS SITE AND YOU WILL PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOW! REALLY! WAIT! COME BACK! [Author: lum]

Well, Dr. “No one scoops us! NO ONE! You hear me? NO OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!” TwisTer opened up a new UO2 site; with a promise to make a fresh start and “not fight against OSI regarding a game that hasn’t been released yet”, along with a few muttered imprecations like these:

GOT LINKS? [Author: lum]

Here’s a whole bunch. Got the old UOPortal database imported in, adding some more as we speak.

ON TAP FOR TODAY… [Author: lum]

* Winners of the Make Samwise Popular Dammit contest announced * New and improved links section * The long missing final chapter of Broken Mirrors * And… you’re gonna love this one… Lum’s Official Guide To UO Cybersex (posted to help out the UO2 Dev Team build a better, um, mousetrap)

ARISE, UPDATERS OF DRTWISTER.COM… YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR MUSHROOMS [Author: lum]

Trouble in Tornado Alley? Check out these posts from our rapidly the-place-to-be message board: Hey i’m a reasonably important figure in drtwister, and I personally think that aperson is a total dolt.. In fact I hate all the stupid updaters.. However drtwister is tired of updating

FAILING REAL NEWS, GAMING WRITERS TURN TO PSYCHOTROPICS [Author: lum]

That’s really the only possible explanation for this article. Nothing actually new here, but, um, they seem to have some issues. The new 3D engine will enable gamers to have full camera rotation and zoom. It will also make the world seem a lot more alive than watching your

YOU CAN STILL WIN, DAMMIT! [Author: lum]

Just a reminder: THE CONTEST IS STILL ON. YOU can win stuff. Yes, Australians can win, even though according to OSI they do not technically exist. Hell, even updaters for drtwister.com can win! (Although I probably would have to disqualify the main Twister, since he’d have to give

YEAH, HOW COME? THEY GOT WAY LOTS MORE UPDATERS THAN WE DO! [Author: lum]

From http://uo.drtwister.com/ — One thing I DONT like, is the fact that Lum the Mad, and Battle Vortex look like they new about this (and got interviews with Gordon Walton, of OSI) before we did. Ya think?