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Scott Jennings

TODAY’S UPDATE FROM ORIGIN’S MINISTRY OF INFORMATION (CARLY DIVISION) [Author: lum]

When I first got to Origin, I was actually keen on using a name I’ve used in roleplaying games for a long time. Xavia.. but, as a community person, I felt that perhaps I should allow myself to be named by the community. The first place I started talked

THE CHILDREN EAT THEIR OWN [Author: lum]

Your friend in space, Dr. TwisTer, is PISSED. Apparently the kids that ride the short bus to school finally figured out how to post on his message base and decided that his going without posting for a day was some sort of wicked conspiracy. From his message base: As you

I BID 25 CENTS FOR YOUR KICKASS ACCOUNT! [Author: lum]

Old exploiters never die, they just rip off people on eBay. My newbie on Sonoma has better stats then these “kick ass PKers”.

OK, SO IF TWO GEEKS GO APESHIT AND BLOW UP A SCHOOL FOR BEING PICKED ON, THE LOGICAL RESPONSE IS TO GO FIND MORE GEEKS TO PICK ON [Author: lum]

Slashdot posted this from a typical clueless boomer who may finally be starting to get it.

WE PAY FOR WHAT, AGAIN? [Author: lum]

Background material: http://www.drtwister.com/ultimaonline/let-mac.html OK, I’ve been ranting and raving about this macroing thing for a while. But thanks to this leaked chat (what? you mean out of 1000 counselors, one would actually send a copy to “Dr.” TwisTer? Say it isn’t

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM PEOPLE UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT OF WHY THEY WERE BANNED IN THE FIRST PLACE DEPARTMENT [Author: lum]

From the savants and avant-garde at MDK come this: Unfortunately, MDK was banned before the profile for THEIR UO banner went live. More’s the pity.

WHAT’S EVEN MORE SAD THAN DEVOTING AN UPDATE TO THIS IS THAT IN REAL LIFE I DO THIS FOR A LIVING [Author: lum]

The contents frame has been broken for the past few days now (the first two entries were showing the same page) so if you are terrified that you missed one sploogie second of my lipdrool it’s fixed now (or just click here)