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Scott Jennings

Patching Is So 2001

There seems to be a somewhat disturbing trend in MMOs – that simple ‘patches’ are becoming obsolete. Well, calling them that, anyway. Take Darkfall, which today announced a new ‘expansion’. This being in air quotes since the primary features of this expansion are what you’d normally see in a, well,

Conan Laughs At Your Puny Metaphors

Craig Morrison, Age of Conan producer, was asked in an interview if a banana was actually a pear. Surprisingly, it is not! MMORPG.com: There are comparisons between this most recent update and the Star Wars Galaxies NGE where the game was radically changed after launch. For them, it was

I Now Have A New Patron Deity

Learn Starcraft From A REAL KOREAN! My lessons are offered to only non-Koreans or American born Koreans because they lack the blessing from the Gaming God, Norazi. Sun Tzu once said, “Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel.” You will be come the vessel against the defilers that

Patch Day At brokentoys.org

Server move is complete, and now that I’ve actually, you know, woken up, all the various broken things should be fixed.

It Don't Matter If You're Orc Or Dwarf

Tired of always being on the losing side in BGs? Has Blizzard got a microtransaction page for you! We wanted to give everyone a very early heads-up that, in response to player requests, we’re developing a new service for World of Warcraft that will allow players to change their

Um... This Is Kinda A Big Deal

The People’s Republic of China bans real money trading. No. REALLY. “The virtual currency, which is converted into real money at a certain exchange rate, will only be allowed to trade in virtual goods and services provided by its issuer, not real goods and services.” it said. China has

Hyperbole In Game Theory Part 117

In today’s episode of “Hyperbole in Game Theory”, Gevlon the Goblin comes to a horrifying realization! The success of the completely unfair, M&S [Gevlonese for “morons and idiots”, aka everyone not Gevlon] catering, always-nerfed WoW over Starcraft, EVE, Darkfall is the ultimate proof that most people are