UO NEWS AND WHIRLED REPORT [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]
PAGE ONE: Melantus posts on a board. And it isn’t one of ours.
Always a welcome Bringer of Explanation to our discussion forums, the Harbinger of Huzzah, Dwight “Melantus” Schultz drew the short straw at OSI this month and was force-fed a bowl of alphabet soup until a