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DARKTIDE FIXED, NEWBS CRY MORE [Author: Lum the Mad]

Also in patch news today, which I found out about too late to include in the previous Hit and Run, a patch for Asheron’s Call with a few bug fixes. According to darktide.org, the infamous “Godmode” jumping exploit has finally been removed as well. A KoC member from

HIT AND RUN [Author: Lum the Mad]

Long running rumor has Verant working on an expansion for Everquest called “Shadows of Luclin“. Most had dismissed this as a joke, since the initials EQ-SOL would have been either inapproriate or entirely too appropriate, depending on your opinion. Well, obviously Verant is working on some expansion, and given that

UO NOW UNDER IRON FIST OF ROLEPLAYING BLACKSMITH; MILLIONS OF INNOCENT PRECASTERS FLEE IN TERROR [Author: Lum the Mad]

Kirk “Runesabre” Black, the new Producer of Ultima Online (which makes Rick “Stellerex” Hall’s tenure the shortest since they accidentally made me the Producer for twenty minutes back in ’97) has introduced himself via a new Comments update. Ever log in to play UO and wonder why your mined

THE STEREOTYPES WE PERPETUATE [Author: Eldin]

Last weekend, I was involved in a car accident. Sitting in the backseat of my friend\’e2\’80\’99s car, and thus having nothing to do with the accident other than simply being there, I figured I would have little involvement with the police. A funny thing happened, though. The

MY SPECIAL TIME IN FELUCCA [Author: myschyf]

Krank von Mensch: OSI HAS BEEN BENT OVER AND RAPED BY A LARGE INMATE! You see: Forsythe Krank von Mensch: greyfysch Greyfysch: what? Krank von Mensch: greyfysch Krank von Mensch: can you help me out a little man? Greyfysch: no You see: Orson Krank von Mensch: this is gonna sound

WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO FIX UO? [Author: myschyf]

1) Wipe all the shards. Allow people to keep their characters but no items. Wipe the houses, wipe the banks, wipe the gold, wipe all possessions. 2) Get rid of Trammel. Keep Haven. Double size of Haven. 3) Make Felucca twice the size. Even if its a mirror. Make some

CALANDRYLL TAKES THE BLUE PILL [Author: Lum the Mad]

From his comments: I have always believed that fiction is at its best when it is created by the players themselves. The best part of the Trinsic Invasions during the Renaissance publishes wasn\’e2\’80\’99t the stuff we did\’e2\’80\’a6 it was the stuff you did. What