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Scott Jennings

DAMN, I WISH I WERE JAPANESE. I REALLY DO. JAPAN IS LIKE AMERICA, BUT ON BETTER DRUGS

This was posted to our gimped message board topic on sig graphics. I had to post it here on the front page. I was compelled to. You’ll understand why. (Note that the >_< =^.^= etc are Japanese versions of 🙂 smileys. The Japanese even do smileys better. It scares me.

THINK I MIGHT NEED MY OWN L33T SIG GRAPHIC. HMM. (FIRES UP SHOCKWAVE FLASH, CD-RIPPERS, AND PORN SITE PASSWORD LISTS)

Just got this in… Go easy on Brimstone, it was nice of him to make a sig for me. I think you’re just jealous. Well, okay, so I don’t, but I figured I’d stick up for him. 😉 — Sunsword

JUST WAIT FOR THE DAMNED EXPANSION PACK

Received this comment on the anti-harvesting measures:It’s not that you can map the spawn down to the /loc. It’s problems other then that seem to be causing this new “policy change” The fact is it’s not aimed at camping but at “Higher Level” players camping

MAKIN' IT UP AS WE GO ALONG

Got this email: Hiya, love the site. Now that the customary amount of viewer/webmaster butt-kissing has been exchanged… Some folks over the past few days have been confused by a sudden, relatively jarring, addition to the Laws of the Land concerning camping at spawn points, starting with a

I'M ONLY YELLING AT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, MAN...

Brimstone writes in: Before I say anything, I love your site. I love the content, the bitching and moaning, the cut and dry stance you take on issues, and so much more. With that said… how DARE you make fun of that signature that Sunsword is showing off! I am

HEY, I'M ON A SHARED OC3 TOO! OF COURSE, I SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE ELSE ON MY ISP, BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS...

Fool, head fool of Gamehut and presumably the only sysadmin Dr. TwisTer doesn’t advocate using exploits on, writes: Hey lum, we are moving the whole Gamehut server over to a shared OC3 (Was on a shared DS3) line to give you access to drtwister.com even faster then before!

A DAY WITHOUT UO PATCHES IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT THIS SITE

Origin implemented another patch today. Shortly thereafter all the shards moaned quietly, rolled around in the dirt, and finally laid on their backs, legs and arms sticking straight up into the air. The intrepid OSI Quick Response Team is holding smelling salts under the servers’ noses as we speak, and