ANOTHER LAME NOT-UO UPDATE. ANOTHER ONE AND LUM HAS TO PLAY EVERQUEST AGAIN. AS A GNOME. [Author: lum] Why didn’t anyone tell me this site existed? You’re all fired.
MORE UPDATES FROM THE WORLD AROUND YOU [Author: lum] Matt Drudge, who reported that the Littleton killers were gay goth biker nazi webmasters, apparently with a straight face, returns to let us know that Monica Lewinsky is afraid that the Kosovo crisis is “getting so serious out there. I just hope it doesn’t go nuclear.” In related news
OOH BABY BABY! OOH BABY BABY! 1000 GOLD, PLEASE [Author: lum] While checking my cool and horribly official LumTracker to see if anyone was linking to my page, I found this still probably under construction page, with a tale of the tail… apparently there is now a market for sex in UO. I’m torn whether to petition Designer Dragon to
ACCORDING TO OLDMANMURRAY, THEY’RE ALSO GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS QUAKE 3 DEMO FOR MAC ONLY THING [Author: lum] (AP) From the helpful diatribes of the Utopian Anarchist Party, the only political movement actually trying to take credit for the Littleton massacre, comes this trenchant analysis of current trends in gaming… The gaming issue that really bothers us right now is the delay of Birth of the Federation! Where
MORE REASONS FOR MILITARY SCHOOL [Author: lum] It had to happen… http://town.owo.com/cgi-bin/guilds.pl?g=ad3881c8fee72738:25 http://town.owo.com/cgi-bin/guilds.pl?g=3ffd1fe5eb97daed:7 (LATE BREAKING NEWS – Don’t bother clicking on the above two links — OSI has removed the guilds from the game. Both were named “TCM
UOADHOC? [Author: lum] Reading the latest from your friend in space, “Dr.” TwisTer, set me to thimkin’… I would love to have a chat with 3 dev team members, 3 roleplayers, 3 bug users, 3 Pks, 3 neutral players, and 3 merchants. The openess of the chat that I was in last night
DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD [Author: lum] THOUGHTSPEECH MALFORMED RECTIFY – OSI MINILUV Here is, from an MDK member, the text from their OSI email on why they were banned. At this time your account with Origin Systems has been permanently closed due to a violation of the Terms Of Service or the Rules and Regulations. Although we