Scott Jennings

The release version of Lum the Mad 2.0 (localized for Sonoma) will have to wait, looks like. While we were all busy macroing in an unattended fashion last night, our guild leader had a trapped chest blow him up (for over 94 points of damage) while going through our

Sometimes a picture says more than words can express. And sometimes I’m just too lazy to write words and hit “Print Screen” instead.

Well, if we’re going to keep macroing like the useless puds that we are, the dev team will fight back like the useless puds that they are. According to update.owo.com, line of sight checks are in the works for fishing (quit fishing under those boats), provocation (you

“Designer” Dragon (you may have heard of him, he works at some hi-tech company in Austin and hangs out with “Dr.” Twister on Dollar Draft nights at Hooters) writes: If everyone stops macroing, then the advancement rates of skills will rise. Less macroing actually will mean less NEED to

If you read the “real” news sites (as opposed to the weird crap I post) you know that the funky guy with the goatee and the permanent RenFair wardrobe is going to grace a UO Player’s Luncheon in Austin with his august majesty in a couple of weeks. Well,

You all know what happened today. If you don’t, for god’s sake get up from your damn computer for five minutes. Someone will probably tell you. I am in shock. I have a stepdaughter who is in high school. Her first response was “You don’t understand, this