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Scott Jennings

ALL ABOUT THE JUCHE

In our attempt to keep the flag flying as North Korea’s Home Away From Home on the Internet, we relay KCNA’s latest dispatch from the completely-blowed-up city of Ryongchon, as told by Reuters: “Many people of the county evacuated portraits [of Kim Jong Il] before searching after their

MANIPULATING CONSANGUINITY FOR FUN AND PROFIT!

A lot of you who have read my various crazed howlings on various message boards know of my affinity for Europa Universalis II. It really is an incredibly elegant strategy game – which is a real accomplishment since the scope is, well, insane (manipulating the affairs of any nation on the

SECOND LIFE, FIRST PROFESSION

Note: each and every link in this entry is Not Safe For Work! Except for J’s blog, and that’s questionable. As J put it in his blog entry: “It’s Freudian. If there’s no aggression, it’ll be about sex. And if there’s no sex, it’

MILITARY INTELLIGENCE

Very interesting interview on Gamespot with Dr. Michael Macedonia, the head of the Army’s PEO STRI technology lab, currently operating “Asymmetric Warfare Environment” – the US military’s private MMO. GS: What was the inspiration for AWE? MM: I\’e2\’80\’99ll give you the vision, OK? If I went

I’M ALL ABOUT VALUE

Lum for sale! Buy now, and you can be me! I’m just sort of sad that a domain name vulture thinks my domain name is worth $200. I mean, geez. At LEAST $500, people. This note brought to you from the Gone Gold forums, which judging by my referrer

CLEARLY, INSUFFICIENTLY JUCHED

Kim Jong Il is back in the house. In commemeration, North Korea blew up. Damn, people. Keep it under control.

JUCHE IT UP, YO

So I’m reading the Internet. A bad thing, yes. Apparently Kim Jong Il, my favorite superhero, has gone on a secret mission to the mysterious Orient, no doubt to plot fiendishly while wringing his hands. I check the North Korean news agency to get the scoop on this, and