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Scott Jennings

HEADLINE: ORIGIN SYSTEMS IS JUST ANOTHER CORPORATION [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

Corporations exist for one purpose. They don’t exist because they want to be your friend, and they don’t exist because they really enjoy seeing people happy using their products. Corporations exist to make money. They don’t care if you like their product or if it accidentally breaks

THE EFRONT FILES [Author: Lum the Mad]

bryant 14/01/20 5:45 am Sorry back – seems one of the PA guys is continuiing to shit on us in public – and is being specific about myself and Jon in the process. Trying to diffuse that through the other PA guy, but with no luck. sam 14/01/

WARDEN TEACHES YOU HOW TO RANT [Author: Lum the Mad]

In case you were confused on how to be a ranter, Warden the RETARDED MONKEY!!!111!!1! gives you five easy lessons. Well, only one, but it has the strength of five because his heart is pure. What a terrible rant! That’s your point? Haven’t you learned yet

UO EXPANSION TO BE RELEASED AS “DAWN”: THE WORD “THIRD” TO BE PATCHED IN LATER [Author: Lum the Mad]

As the collected UO community basically heaves a long-suffering sigh at news that UO3D would absolutely positively be on store shelves later this month, Jinx found a choice quote from an interview with Rick “Stellerex” Hall, UO3D’s Producer, last year. We have plenty of time for a polishing

“BUT DUDE, HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE ASS!” [Author: Lum the Mad]

This is that game’s story. A game called Caeron 3000 AD. Not related to Battlecruiser 3000 AD. No, this game, my friends, has achieved the impossible – it makes Dr. Derek Smart look completely sane. I mean, hell, at least Smart actually releases games. With code. And stuff. That’s

WE ARE THE BORG. YOUR EXISTENCE AS YOU KNOW IT IS OVER. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD YOU EXIST TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. [Author: Lum the Mad]

WarCry Corporation and Crossroads Gaming Network to Merge Independent Developer/Publisher to Join Forces With Gaming Community Cambridge, MA (March 8, 2001) – Independent interactive entertainment publisher/developer WarCry Corporation (http://www.warcry.com) and Internet gaming community leader Crossroads Gaming Network (http://www.xrgaming.net) announced today their intent to

MEDTRIS DOESN’T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE [Author: Lum the Mad]

From Absor on Whineplay comes this: People have been /petitioning and asking for resurrections and assistance over Gem-related deaths. Please don’t do that. We will not be reimbursing anyone for deaths related to playing Gems. Please go to a safe place before playing Gems. WORDS FAIL.