Scott Jennings

Yes I’m an updater. Please don’t let my non-Lum status distract you. I am currently 2 semesters into the pursuit of my Associate of Lum degree, for which I’m required by curriculum to serve as an intern. Forward all complaints to The Office of Dean Lum.

On Day Two of the Downfall of Lum the Mad (mark your calendars), we saw a snippy little exchange by the developers of AC and EQ on bug smashing. In his now-Y2K-compliant web page, Chris L’Etoile talked a bit about how Turbine would deal with exploiters: Let’

As you may have noticed, I’ve hired some new writers for the site in my vain and futile attempt to keep you pinheads amused and in an alpha state, clicking on banners without really knowing it. Of course, this didn’t go over well, because, as we all know,

The Update Center received a few additions today — or yesterday. Well anyway they are new. Advancement in “non-difficulty” based skills at higher levels and advancement in stats will be improved. The effect of this change will result in fewer required uses of the skill to advance it at high

“And on the fourth day God saw that Dr. Twister was alone, so God said to Dr. Twister “I shall send to thee helpers to write for your site. Insane and stupid they shall come forth and spread thy message across the land” and so God created the twisties, and

Gordon “Abashi” Wrinn recently announced that, starting today, he’ll be writing the EQ Patch messages. Here’s today’s from the Test Server. I must say it’s a damn site better than “Necromancer Feign Death spell enhanced” like we would see previously… January 5th, 8:30pm ——————- Well, we