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Scott Jennings

ANOTHER WEEK, ANOTHER GUILD PISSED AT THE GMS

Stretch-7 of the Cult of 7 Sins reports in with this: This happened to my guild’s premier enemy Lords of Death (LoD) – Baja. He is what the GM of LoD posted on our message board (Cult of the 7 Sins). Reference: LoD Board – Cult of 7 Sins Board

WE BEEN WORKIN IN THE ORE MINES, WORKIN UP NORTH, WORKIN IN THE ORE MINES, WHOOP WE GONNA REST NOW

Normally I don’t hype my own guild, the Temple of Mondain, but this time I think I can make an exception. Follow this link to see a screenshot of the first confirmed Grandmaster Blacksmith on Siege Perilous!

AND ON HIS WAY OUT, HE KICKED A DOG AND MADE FUN OF CANADIANS

Thunderlips, proud homeowner on Siege, sends this: Heres my OSI asshole of the week, GM Hargrim (maybe I have the spelling wrong). Let me sum up. On Siege, I’m doing pretty well so I decided to buy rare items people have picked up. One guy sold me a collection

HEY, HERE'S A K00L CHILD REARING XPLOIT - IF YOU GIVE A BABY A BOTTLE OF MILK, THEY USUALLY QUIT CRYING! B3 SUR3 T0 GIV3 M3 MAD CR3DZ F0R THIZ!

From the Dr. TwisTer NeTwork we recieved this: The Reason Dr. Twister’s site sucks right now is because he is swamped with his new baby. Give him a break. On a lighter note he just added several new site administrators including myself. So you will be seeng the site

RANDOM NOTES

Robert Downey Jr. is in prison again. Ronald McDonald posted a new flash movie that involves Runesabre’s violent and messy death. My Swordsmanship on The Hard Shard is up to about 15.6. I feel good about this. Tried out Asheron’s Call Beta 2.1 and gave Mushashi

I LOVE YOU ALL, BUT IF YOU SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU. UNLESS YOU'RE FEMALE AND CUTE. THEN MY WIFE WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU.

And finally we have this. I’d like to comment, but words just fail. i just had a dream about you… totally freaky i can’t belive i forgot it, i was just thinking about it over at dinner. anyway this is wat i remember It seems as though you

WHADDAYA MEAN ITS RACIST... I SAW IT ON A HIGHWAY CLEANUP SIGN AND THOUGHT IT SOUNDED KEWL

Delving further into the mailbag we find this: Well, my account got banned on Saturday. After spending two days trying to find out why, I got this cute little note in the mail saying I was banned for having a guildstone on Catskills named “Ku Klux Klan”. Now, this is