Scott Jennings

Many of you wrote to tell me that apparently Raph “Designer Dragon” Koster was the victim of a catastrophic fire that basically wiped him out and left him without, among many other things, computers to get on the net with. If true, that would definitely suck and would explain his

MISSING. Presumed having a good time. Last seen over two weeks ago in his normal place of business. Anyone with any information on his disappearance is urged to contact us immediately. Persons looking for him may be advised to start combing the local clubs, as he may be macroing Muscianship.

Kira Argounova posted a post-mortem for Siege Perilous in the form of a really long and good audio show. Among those who rolled over the next morning and realized they were just used and abused was that famed hamburgermonger Ronald McDonald, who sent me this response to my asking

I’ve been mulling over the bones Runesabre has been throwing to the dogs, and my conclusion is finally, to quote the three wise men, WTF, man? We all loved the idea of Siege Perilous when it came out. God damn, this was the hard core PVPer’s dream shard.

Since I quit treating LadyMOI as a human being and made cruel nicknames that quickly circulated through the Net, the Ministry of Information updates have ground to a screeching halt. (Well, I never got any actual news updates, nor would I want any since that would imply I would have

Since my philosophy is always to let other people do the heavy lifting for me whenever possible, I have no qualms about devoting entire long updates to conversations better spent in email. With that, one blissfully anonymous writer informs me: FUCK NO THIS AINT IMPORTANT! Yo .. sup man? I would