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Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry Ninjalooter

Ten Ton Hammer has braved the rocks and shoals of Darkfall, this month’s MMO kinda-sorta-maybe-launch. I’m proud to report that no player has managed to kill me yet (though a few have tried) so I haven’t had my body looted. Instead, what these players will do is

Darkfall Psychoanalytics

Protip: if you are amused by the long dark nightmare that is the Darkfall community’s soul, it’s probably because you were a whiny baby in UO. (By the way, Syncaine, playing UO in the Good Old Days wasn’t exactly rocket science.) Remember: Darkfall – STRICTLY FOR THE HARDCORE.

"....Because I'm Awesome."

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Darkfall Schadenfreude Alert

As the Darkfall servers are now up and accepting customers, I’m announcing that the Darkfall Schadenfreude Level has been lowered from OMGZRed to Working As Expected Orange. Stay tuned for future updates; watch especially for the Darkfall developers to come out of their bunkers to announce how much they

Launching Is Hard

Darkfall’s status as of 8:00PM CST/2:00AM GMT: Servers: Down. Forums: Down. Website: Still advertising your chance at joining the Darkfall beta. Stratics IRC: Wait a minute… Stratics still exists? And it’s our only source of Darkfall news? My god, they DID recreate UO! <Brannoc&

Darkfall May Or May Not Have Launched, May Or May Not Be Available For Purchase, You May Or May Not Care

Darkfall pre-orders have sold out! Good thing too, since as this is launch day they can’t technically sell any more. Now they would be called “orders”. The latest update has Darkfall slouching towards Bethlehem to be born sometime “this evening European time”. For you Amurrican types, that would be…

Harmonic Convergence

In my endless quest to have this blog be the harbinger of bright and shiny things, I’ve enabled/merged/slammed Facebook Connect into the comment system. This means that you can log into the blog using your Facebook account, and then leave comments using your Facebook ID, which will