GREETINGS FROM UGO. I’M YOUR NEW ACCOUNT REPRESENTATIVE, DR. EVIL. [Author: Lum the Mad]
As reported on Slashdot, UGO is now sending its endlessly hopeful affiliates new contracts that enjoin the affiliates from suing UGO for breaking the other 9,322 contracts that UGO has sent out to its very hopeful and optimistic affiliates.
So, basically, if UGO’s affiliates want to continue to