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LSOW ENWS ADY, PART II [Author: myschyf]

so far we have managed to implement almost everything we promised, Orc with bazookas, giant hamster of doom, killer turnips, fish with turrets on their heads, horses with wheels, fetus flinging with catapults, and more. Lum you once said to our Lead designer (Prior Tuck) that you would give Noon

MYSCHYF REALLY LIKES MISS NOVEMBER [Author: Lum the Mad]

Tom Chick is Jesus. “One of the things Gathering has become known for is our ability to have a good time,” [Mike Wilson, G.O.D’s CEO] admits, “We’ve found that it generally helps to surround ourselves (and you) with beautiful girls… real girls… to remind us all

AND HE’S PROBABLY GOING TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND KICK ME IN THE NADS, TOO [Author: Lum the Mad]

Sometimes, people just can’t relinquish that old spotlight. Let’s turn the mike over to Atrayo, stalwart cheerleader for Dawn, Project Entropia, Caeron 3000, and… well, you know. Any evidence of Rune Conquest has disappeared from the web save a lonely, sad EZBoard. But some things just never die.

SLOW NEWS DAY [Author: myschyf]

Star Wars Galaxies has wookies.

AFTER ULTIMA 9, I’D WANT TO WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN TOO [Author: Lum the Mad]

Gamespy has a new interview up with one of the more closely watched ex-EA employees, Richard “Still Lord British Dammit” Garriott. Not a great deal new in this one, although it does give a list of employees for his Destinations Games company, including ex-UO2 programming lead Jeremy Gaffney and former

WE SUCK, DREAD LORDS DO TOO [Author: Lum the Mad]

From UO Stratics, we have this from Sage on the Dread Lord Days… enjoyed hunting PKs… strike fear into the heart of every PK… Tyrant might call the punch in the nose… Players were… on crack… UO was basically a PvP world… gank / r0xx0r… the first season of Gilligan’s

UO NEWS AND WHIRLED REPORT [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

PAGE ONE: Melantus posts on a board. And it isn’t one of ours. Always a welcome Bringer of Explanation to our discussion forums, the Harbinger of Huzzah, Dwight “Melantus” Schultz drew the short straw at OSI this month and was force-fed a bowl of alphabet soup until a “Comments