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Scott Jennings

BETTER LATE THEN NEVER….. [Author: great bob]

Uovault, everyone’s favortie UO news site, if your definition of news involves nothing but posts about tavern openings, has broken the story that Todd Mcfarlane will be doing the art for UO2! Now I know that many of you might be thinking that you’ve known this for months

Racist hogwash, Errol Flynn and Dr. Twister all in one package. Who’d a thunk it? [Author: myschyf]

The Dr. Twister network, known for.. well Dr. Twister, now brings us this little beauty. I have to say I’m getting pretty fed up with the rampant racism I’m seeing and its fucking everywhere — on Lum’s forum, on r33t (thank goodness THAT particular piece of shit is

NOT THAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING WHATSOEVER [Author: lum]

Since r33t.org went down I realize many of you are missing your daily dose of mindless racial hatred of the Japanese. With that, I bring you lovely Kanako. There’s a story about that older sister, but you know what? I don’t want to know it.

…BUT BY GOD, AT LEAST THEY DIDN’T PRECAST! [Author: lum]

Sage Thunderlips, God’s gift to tamers, thieves and twinks, sends in this update: You know its a sad day when my bug using sarcastic ass has a fan. From kTalk: Thunderlips: how come you are not one of the Lummites? I value your opinion (and attitude) more highly than

THANKS FOR THE AUDITION, BABE… WE’LL GET BACK TO YOU [Author: lum]

Some folks really want to be one of the new writers. Unfortunately, this guy seems to have too many gender identity issues. (BTW, why is it that whenever I piss off the gimps, the inevitable retort is “Yeah, but you’re fat!”. That’s like, shorthand for “Everything you say

AND YOU KIDS THOUGHT LUM WAS A SELL OUT…. [Author: great bob]

Irony, thy name is Greybeard. You all remember Greybeard from UOEvil, dontcha? Recall back in July when he said “I would even go so far as to say that the day I log in and find that I’ve gotten a ban (even as short as 24 hours) for macroing,

SITTING IN MY IVORY TOWER, WAITING FOR THE WORMS TO LEAVE [Author: lum]

God, kTalk is SUCH an enlightening place lately. In between the various posts on what a lame fuck I am for having other people post their opinions (which is supposed in some twisted way to convince me to post more?) we get notes such as this: : This website has run